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« on: January 11, 2012, 10:38:46 PM »
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Beautiful story

 

 

 

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.


Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.


He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"


"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."


"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.


"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."


"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.


Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"


"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.


They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.


Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."


"Thank you for taking all of us with you.


The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

"You'll really love my place.

"The grass is almost a foot high.



Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing as a heartwarming lawyer story...

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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2012, 10:40:39 PM »
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I fish not because I regard fishing as being terribly important but because so many other concerns of man are equally unimportant and not nearly as much fun.

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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 07:41:58 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 09:11:26 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2012, 02:30:36 PM »
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I have to agree with you Perch Tugger! Most of 'em can easily hide behind a corkscrew! laughing6 laughing6 :laughing6:DIRTBALL2 bs
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2012, 02:32:26 PM »
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The lawyer must be a conservative looking for free labor. dontknow dontknow
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