Pssh what makes you so special

Kidding, just kidding.  Your cool... for someone from iowa ;-)

A kindergarten teacher explains to her class that she is an Iowa Hawkeye. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Hawkeyes, too.
 
No one really knows what a Hawkeye is, but wanting to be like their teacher their hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
 
“Because, I’m not a Hawkeye.”
 
“Then, what are you?” asks the teacher.
 
“Why, I’m a proud Iowa State Cyclone,” replies the little girl.
 
She asks Kristen why she is a Cyclone.
 
“Well, my mom and dad are Cyclones, so I’m a Cyclone, too.”
 
“That’s not a good reason,” the teacher says. “What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”
 
“Then,” says Kristen, “I’d be a Hawkeye

LOL

I see ULT wants to fight dirty....... 

I do agree with this but at the same time I thought it would be kind of fun

You know what IOWA stands for?????

I Outa Went Around!!!! 

Sandmannd  IowaBowHuntr
You are lucky you own this sight....Iowans do not take well to bismirching of our beloved states hahahahahahaha 

Hey at least I didn't post the one on how you can tell the cheerleaders at an Iowa football game.

Ok now I am curious about Iowa cheerleaders.

Hey at least we never voted in an ex-wrestling whack job 

Unfortunately this is largely true    Local colleges have been complaining about lack of funds for cheerleader feed, so the stadiums were starting to suffer so a fix had to be implemented  

  back at ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See this is what I love about this place...you can poke the fun and talk smack...and everyone takes it in stride without getting all uppity

I heard some in NE Iowa were getting snow today. Hmm. Iowa is getting snow before most of Minnesota. Must be all the hot air coming from Cold Spring...   

That is a good one!!!!!!!!!!