And I'm sure she'll be keeping them aimed at a couple of balls..

Dang, I'd marry him for that kind of coin!!!

I agree with the passion that he used to bring to the game. However, he recent struggles make it look like he doesn't want to be there, just walk up and hit it kinda golf. I would like to see the Tiger of old dominate again. I wasn't around much for Jack's career, but I don't think we'll see someone dominate like Tiger can.

Well Glenn, I'll have to tell you a little bit about golf and see if I can change your opinion on the sport.  Golf is a fantastic outdoors sport.  Like you said, you hit a little white ball and then try to find it.  Back when I golfed, that seemingly simple task often led to many great outdoors adventures.  I often found myself enjoying hikes in the woods trying to locate that little white ball.  I did find that using a little orange ball made the search somewhat easier (until autumn anyway).  Sometimes the hike would lead me to the waters edge where I would wade the shallows while attempting to find that ball.  Found a few good fishing holes looking for that ball.  Sometimes, I'd get to take a stroll on the beach to get to my ball.  I was a really efficient golfer as well.  Though I paid the same fees to golf as everyone else, I found my cost per stroke to be amazingly low.    This is how I discovered the difference between a professional golfer and an amateur.  The pro gets paid to swing the golf club, therefore, fewer swings = more money per swing.  Amateurs have to pay to golf and thus, more swings = less cost per swing.

They get to ride around in them little carts... and call it exercise...????

I bet those balls look like a 150 little dollar signs sitting there for him to crush on.

Spoke too soon...he is struggling..

Comeon Tiger, move on and win some tourneys.  You got rid of the blond bimbo gold bricker who brought nothing to your table.
Not to worry, as soon as he gets on a winning streak, the endorsements will line up at his door.  People have short memories and soon will forget the past.  They want to be associated with winners and buy their endorsed products.
Start dating the dollies again and enjoy while you are young.  Just protect your bank accounts.
He was at the top of his game while being naughty.
OH, I bad...............now I am going to catch it...................

looks like tigger fired his caddie now! needed to head in a different direction!