Thats a good one   

A classic

 What  do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?
 

A  crazy bitch who will find  you......

 

I know.. Hate to admit it myself, but I laughed when I got that one..
I don't get PMS and have a GPS that I don't know how to use..

    

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the h usband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.
 
'Just some drunken guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.
 
'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

'Where are you?' asks the husband.
 
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'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.
 
   

LMAO these are very funny 

You would love if i was like that wouldn't you Ford? :)

 

OK? YEA, RIGHT! 

I WOULD TO I GUESS. HOPE YOU CAN SURVIVE TOMORROw without me i will be away from computer. see ya thurs.

i'm back. see itwasnt that bad. next week its worse, tues go to sioux falls, wed its bismark, thurs fargo, fri meeting nite.

yep. but i need to get thru this weekend first. its gonna be a bummer, i am putting my huntin buddie down sat am. ol speker is having a real hard time getting up the steps. hes 13. but sure could find them roosters and grouse.

we are on our second sheltie. i love those dogs, right after my labs. couple years ago our  first on died cause it got hung up in a tire track in the snow and i hit it with the truck. i think i cried for a week. she would crawl between me and sue every morning when my alarm went off lookin for attention.

I have had to put down a couple of buddies over the years. It is never easy. The last was the hardest. I knew something had to be done just by the way he looked at me. His eyes said, It's time. There is always another (Bear) to take his place, thought (Simmons) could never be replaced!

Boy, am I a softy or what?

Well----post something on your thread so I can post.