Its crossed my mind of course but I want to date for at least a year... maybe longer since I haven't actually seen her the last couple months. 

I do love her just don't wanna rush anything.  Especially right now since her dad is going threw a divorce and she's fighting custody battles with the amelias father.

hey BK,  you learn fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO...........it all makes sense. 

Or just plain ordinary brain farts...

NEW POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TERMS
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as :

'HILLBILLIES'
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ` BREASTED AMERICAN '


2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE'


3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER'



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE'

Minnesota "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" Test
$100 How many Super Bowls have the Vikings won?
a. 1
b. 2
c. 0
d. 4
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$200 The Mississippi River starts at which lake?
a. Lake Superior
b. Lake Itasca
c. Mille Lacs
d. The General Mills Pond
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$400 Choppers are worn on which body part?
a. Hands
b. Feet
c. Head
d. Over da lower end of yer backside der.
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$1,000 Which City is furder up nort der?
a. Ely
b. Duluth
c. St. Cloud
d. Waseca
**********************************************************
$2,000 The Minnesota State fish is?
a. Bass
b. Walleye
c. Carp
d. Eelpout
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$4,000 St. Paul is smaller than which other city?
a. Rochester
b. Duluth
c. Minneapolis
d. Osseo
**********************************************************
$8,000 Lutefisk can be found where?
a. Mississippi River
b. Lake Superior
c. Mille Lacs Lake
d. The basement of a Lutheran Church
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$16,000 Which is considered a Minnesota State Holiday?
a. St. Patrick's Day
b. Fishing Opener
c. Labor Day
d. Hopkins Raspberry Days
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$32,000 Who are Ole and Sven?
a. The Mayors of Bemidji and Elk River
b. The Governor and Lt. Governor
c. The perpetual stereotypes in dumb Scandinavian jokes
d. The former owners of the Vikings.
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$64,000 Which color becomes fashionable each fall?
a. Brown
b. Teal
c. Blaze Orange
d. Gray
**********************************************************
$125,000 W-A-Y-Z-A-T-A is pronounced which way?
a. WAY-zat-A
b. why-ZET-a
c. way-ZOT-a
d. WHY-zate-a
**********************************************************
$250,000 How tick should the ice be before driving onto da lake?
a. 6 inches
b. 1 inch
c. 10 feet
d. 12 inches
**********************************************************
$500,000 Which star was not born in Minnesota ?
a. Judy Garland
b. James Arness
c. Jessica Lange
d. Peewee Herman
**********************************************************
$1,000,000 Who was the first governor of Minnesota ?
a. Verne Gagne
b. Alexander Ramsey
c. Henry Sibley
d. Nick Bockwinkle
**********************************************************




Answers:
$100 --- c. 0
$200 --- b. Lake Itasca
$400 --- a. Hands
$1,000 --- a. Ely
$2,000 --- b. Walleye
$4,000 --- c. Minneapolis
$8,000 --- d. The basement of a Lutheran Church
$16,000 --- b. Fishing Opener
$32,000 --- c. The perpetual stereotypes of Dumb Scandinavian jokes
$64,000 --- c. Blaze Orange
$125,000 --- b. why-ZET-a
$250,000 --- d. 12 inches
$500,000 --- d. Peewee Herman
$1,000,000--- c. Henry Sibley

OK, as we get older we have to be aware of issues like this.

 

Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal   TSA   pat down.  I was looking for my keys.  They were not in my pockets.  A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

 

Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car.  Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.  My wife, Diane, has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.  My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.  Her theory is that the car will be stolen.  As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to a terrifying conclusion.  Her theory was right.  The parking lot was empty.

 

I immediately call the police.  I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.  Then I made the most difficult call of all, “Honey,” I stammered.  I always call her “honey” in times like these.  “I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”

 

There was a period of silence.  I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard Diane’s voice. “Ken” she barked, “I dropped you off!”  Now it was my time to be silent.  Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”  Diane retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car?”

Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine:
'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its
recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender
('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
 So, I tied her up and went fishing!
 
and that's when the fight started.....

Me behave?  Seriously?  As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinnochio told lies, Alladin was a thief,  Batman drove over 200 mph, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men,  Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music  while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.  The fault is not mine I tell ya!!!