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« Reply #600 on: April 12, 2012, 07:49:52 AM »
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« Reply #601 on: April 12, 2012, 07:46:51 PM »
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« Reply #602 on: April 18, 2012, 12:12:05 PM »
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I think we all know someone who would go for that. ;-)
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« Reply #603 on: April 18, 2012, 12:48:59 PM »
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I think we all know someone who would go for that. ;-)
laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 headbang headbang wait till swanni see's this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue3 tongue3 thumbsup laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4
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« Reply #604 on: April 18, 2012, 01:36:46 PM »
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OK-- I'm gonna bite on this one... What's it a pic of ?..you gonna email it to me Tom??    Dang computer at work doesn't bring up most of the pics posted.   crybaby2 crybaby2 crybaby2 crybaby2
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« Reply #605 on: April 18, 2012, 01:41:57 PM »
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I'll email it to ya.
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« Reply #606 on: April 18, 2012, 01:42:52 PM »
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 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 in the meantime we'll all have a bit of fun at your expense!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue3 tongue3 tongue3 tongue3
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« Reply #607 on: April 18, 2012, 01:49:33 PM »
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Hey Glenn...I thought you gave her a home computer???? dontknow dontknow
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« Reply #608 on: April 18, 2012, 01:53:42 PM »
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We all know they would catch Swanni all day long with that bait!!!  tongue1
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« Reply #609 on: April 18, 2012, 01:56:58 PM »
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We all know they would catch Swanni all day long with that bait!!!  tongue1
We also know if they said "lite" on them that somebody else would be caught too. toothy10 toothy12 toothy12 toothy10
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« Reply #610 on: April 18, 2012, 02:07:32 PM »
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laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 in the meantime we'll all have a bit of fun at your expense!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue3 tongue3 tongue3 tongue3
i did! but she musta moved so far in the stix that they cant get that type of service!!!!!!! laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4

and that puter needed some work! icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch
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« Reply #611 on: April 18, 2012, 02:08:52 PM »
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We all know they would catch Swanni all day long with that bait!!!  tongue1
We also know if they said "lite" on them that somebody else would be caught too. toothy10 toothy12 toothy12 toothy10
who dat??????????????????  icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch tongue3 tongue3 tongue3 only after lunch though!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #612 on: April 18, 2012, 02:12:52 PM »
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laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 in the meantime we'll all have a bit of fun at your expense!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue3 tongue3 tongue3 tongue3
i did! but she musta moved so far in the stix that they cant get that type of service!!!!!!! laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4

and that puter needed some work! icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch

Got it workin, but just need to find a wireless internet service for out there that's actually affordable.  I don't want to put in a land line.
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« Reply #613 on: April 18, 2012, 02:15:19 PM »
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We all know they would catch Swanni all day long with that bait!!!  tongue1
We also know if they said "lite" on them that somebody else would be caught too. toothy10 toothy12 toothy12 toothy10
who dat??????????????????  icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch tongue3 tongue3 tongue3 only after lunch though!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunch is at noon...  so you've already started, huh??   Hard day at 'work'??   occasion14
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« Reply #614 on: April 18, 2012, 02:23:30 PM »
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NOT DURING THEWORKWEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BangHead BangHead BangHead BangHead :BangHead:sheeez! 3some 3some
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NOT DURING THEWORKWEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BangHead BangHead BangHead BangHead :BangHead:sheeez! 3some 3some

Never stopped ya before...        occasion14
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« Reply #616 on: April 18, 2012, 03:17:15 PM »
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never!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and very......very seldom at nite during the week. except horseshoe league nite!!! normally on on weekends!!!
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« Reply #617 on: April 18, 2012, 03:43:55 PM »
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  Secrets to a long happy marriage

An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband and she says,  "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you",,,  Her husband asks, " is that you or the wine talking?"   She replies.. "it's me... talking to the wine."

 occasion14 tongue1 notworthy notworthy
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« Reply #618 on: April 18, 2012, 04:12:49 PM »
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hmmmmmm, replace woman with janeen and man with mike ............... and wine with beer icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch yep fits!!!!! tongue3 tongue3 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4
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« Reply #619 on: April 18, 2012, 04:31:43 PM »
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 BangHead BangHead BangHead BangHead   why did I absolutely know you were going to say that???   BangHead  But of course..(and as much as this really hurts to admit)... you're right....!!  occasion14 occasion14 occasion14
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« Reply #620 on: April 18, 2012, 05:16:28 PM »
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Replace the margarita with a beer...guess who???
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???????????????????????????????swanni! laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 tongue3 tongue3 thumbsup
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« Reply #622 on: April 19, 2012, 04:14:03 PM »
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"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!"
 "What's come over you?"
 "2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train."













 


















"Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!"
 "I see your point."













 

















"Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!"
 "I'll deal with you later."
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« Reply #623 on: April 19, 2012, 04:46:35 PM »
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A married couple in
their early 60's was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their
table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you
each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the
world with my darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets
for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all
very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again..
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..the husband
became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards
should remember.....fairies are female.

Except for the lucky butterfly... That's Glenn...Got a pic to post if Tom will do it....
   laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4
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This seems to appear just when Glenn announced his anniversary???????????? Hows that for timing violent1
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A married couple in
their early 60's was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their
table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple
and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you
each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the
world with my darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets
for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all
very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again..
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..the husband
became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards
should remember.....fairies are female.

Except for the lucky butterfly... That's Glenn...Got a pic to post if Tom will do it....
   laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4

Ummm...I think this is the wrong jokes thread for that butterfly. dontknow dontknow dontknow
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« Reply #626 on: April 20, 2012, 08:23:25 AM »
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YEA...........how'd i get involved in this???????????? laughing4 laughing4 and i wouldnt wish something like that!!!!!!!!!! angel12 angel12 angel12 angel12
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« Reply #628 on: April 23, 2012, 07:05:36 PM »
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Isaac Newton as a father....for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
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