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« on: October 15, 2009, 10:12:55 AM »
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I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.


While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and
instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.


I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 08:14:29 PM »
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I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

Oh yeah the Fargo ghetto's always scare the heck out of me too! tongue3
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2009, 09:29:21 PM »
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 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4

Here's a deep thought for ya.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2009, 01:16:05 PM »
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The letters T and G are very close to each other on the keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.......
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2009, 01:28:43 PM »
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I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

Oh yeah the Fargo ghetto's always scare the heck out of me too! tongue3

They call it West Fargo!!! crybaby2
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2009, 01:37:53 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2009, 02:50:07 PM »
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I love the camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front in a construction area... Stay strong, brothers!! 

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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2009, 03:24:40 PM »
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I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

Oh yeah the Fargo ghetto's always scare the heck out of me too! tongue3

They call it West Fargo!!! crybaby2
you've obviously havent tried gettin ti the bismarck on broadway have you!!! crybaby2 crybaby2 crybaby2 tongue3 occasion14 laughing4 snorting snorting
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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2009, 03:29:50 PM »
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Hey, hey, no ghetto in Bismarck unless you count the east end of Main where the Big Boy is!! Man, now I wants me a pizza burger flying style!!
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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2009, 03:33:12 PM »
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There's some might strange characters that walk them sidewalks down there.
Just stay in the bar where it's safe.  occasion14 occasion14 
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 12:44:41 PM »
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mapquest really needs to start their directions on #5.   Pretty sure I know  how to get out of my neighborhood........

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Bad decisions make good stories....


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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2009, 11:10:05 AM »
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Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….



Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what to do with it

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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2009, 12:10:47 PM »
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Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you
do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.

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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2009, 01:54:53 PM »
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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2009, 02:02:14 PM »
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One thing I've never figured out....
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet??    dontknow  boxing dontknow tongue3 munky2
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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2009, 02:21:54 PM »
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Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.  confused2
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« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2009, 02:35:02 PM »
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"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this.....ever.......
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« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2009, 02:41:19 PM »
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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.  headbang
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« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2009, 02:43:13 PM »
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LMAO laughing4
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« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2009, 03:11:25 PM »
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HUH?????
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« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2009, 03:17:54 PM »
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google it.
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« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2009, 03:19:25 PM »
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Yeah...no fair.... I can't read a foreign language.. I only know the mulitiligual gesture....  bootyshake hello2 
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« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2009, 03:22:08 PM »
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Don't tug on Superman's cape. toothy10 toothy12
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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2009, 03:25:50 PM »
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I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
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« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2009, 03:39:54 PM »
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google it.

Oh I see...makes total sense :)
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There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.......   
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« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2009, 02:52:15 PM »
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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.
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« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2009, 10:47:42 PM »
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Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die..
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