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« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2009, 04:53:46 PM » |
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There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few
who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric
fence and find out for themselves.
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Protesters at military funerals should be beat,...jailed,...and then beat again.
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« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2009, 05:03:36 PM » |
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I knew of 2 guys that did that when I was young. And it still funny every time that I think of it.
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« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2009, 03:08:35 PM » |
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There are three kinds of people... Those who can count and those who can't..  (Glenn probably won't get this one....  ) |
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« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2009, 08:19:39 PM » |
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Vaccuums suck
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“Either get busy living, or get busy dying”
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« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2009, 12:54:15 PM » |
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Dusting sucks... I don't do it cuz it will show the spots you missed..  |
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« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2009, 01:28:15 PM » |
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Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like bananas  |
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« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2009, 01:53:50 PM » |
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« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2009, 09:26:49 PM » |
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Always tell your wife/Husband double the price of the new toy you want to buy. That way they'll be releaved to find out how cheap it actually is. No matter what the price!  |
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where did I catch all these fish you ask?? I'll tell you. I caught them........ Right in the lip.
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« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2009, 04:42:08 PM » |
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Never call to tell somebody that someone they cared about just passed away by leaving the message on their answering machine.
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« Reply #39 on: October 31, 2009, 04:46:54 PM » |
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Why are stretch pants sold in any size over large? And why do people who should never think about fitting into them wear them in public?
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« Reply #40 on: October 31, 2009, 08:53:19 PM » |
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Why do I always get the check out line with the 85 year old checker and the lady with 400 items in front of me?
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where did I catch all these fish you ask?? I'll tell you. I caught them........ Right in the lip.
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« Reply #41 on: November 01, 2009, 06:47:20 AM » |
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I always run across the guys bragging about the HUGE MONSTER fish they caught right under their $400 fish finder, on their $200 dollar pole using a $25 lure while fishing in their $40,000 boat. This makes me wonder why they can't afford a camera.  |
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« Reply #42 on: November 01, 2009, 06:58:14 AM » |
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I know people like that.
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« Reply #43 on: November 01, 2009, 10:29:04 AM » |
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I always run across the guys bragging about the HUGE MONSTER fish they caught right under their $400 fish finder, on their $200 dollar pole using a $25 lure while fishing in their $40,000 boat. This makes me wonder why they can't afford a camera. haha I like that one... seem the people who brag the most never have proof. |
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I fish not because I regard fishing as being terribly important but because so many other concerns of man are equally unimportant and not nearly as much fun.
Is it hunting season yet?
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« Reply #44 on: November 01, 2009, 11:25:47 AM » |
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You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't buffalo Bill.
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« Reply #45 on: November 01, 2009, 08:06:59 PM » |
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I like old westerns.
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where did I catch all these fish you ask?? I'll tell you. I caught them........ Right in the lip.
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« Reply #46 on: November 01, 2009, 08:19:11 PM » |
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat?
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« Reply #47 on: November 02, 2009, 10:55:49 PM » |
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I just LOVE it when people say, "oh thats nothing. You should have been here yesterday".  |
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« Reply #49 on: November 04, 2009, 01:49:30 PM » |
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« Reply #50 on: November 04, 2009, 02:36:32 PM » |
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« Reply #51 on: November 04, 2009, 02:49:00 PM » |
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One of my favorites
"People like you are the reason people like me go on medication"
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« Reply #53 on: November 04, 2009, 03:49:59 PM » |
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Sex and Sunshine FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex right now. FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 old timer is reading posts. You hang in there, Sunshine   |
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« Reply #54 on: November 10, 2009, 08:12:05 AM » |
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Sad fact
If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.
The firearms death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000.
That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.
Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington D.C.
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« Reply #55 on: November 10, 2009, 03:53:26 PM » |
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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior going on. He sent one of his angels to earth to look into it. When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.... Do you know what the e-mail said? Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either...  |
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« Reply #56 on: November 10, 2009, 04:19:00 PM » |
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I didn't get one from Him, but I get a lot of them from friends and relatives...   |
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« Reply #57 on: November 13, 2009, 01:26:44 PM » |
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« Reply #58 on: November 13, 2009, 01:30:32 PM » |
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Wrong. The most terrifying words are spoken by women....."I've been thinking".
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« Reply #59 on: November 13, 2009, 01:54:58 PM » |
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Nope..... the most terrifying words spoken by a woman..
"oh.... nothing" Comes after your question.. "what's wrong?"
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