if those last 2 dont hit the nail on the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shane...........shane..............shane wadda we gonna do with you 

I started out with nothing, I have most of it left! 

see my privious post!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, you cheat on your tax returns, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

Sometimes I wake up crabby, mostly I just let her sleep.

I would have given him 100%

 

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle.
 

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the  page.
 

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid.
 

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage.
 

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams.
 

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner.
 

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half.
 

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

* It will simply become wet.
 

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

* No problem, he sleeps at night.
 

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

 * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
 

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

 * Very large hands.
 

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a  wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already  built.
 

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

The best things in life are free but President Obama's tax advisors are working hard trying to solve that problem.

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Whenever I go to the grocery store, the cashiers always check me out...