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« Reply #60 on: November 13, 2009, 02:19:39 PM »
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I tend to disagree...most dangerous words are "trust me"
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« Reply #61 on: November 13, 2009, 02:36:16 PM »
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That applies for either gender.....  occasion14 occasion14
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« Reply #62 on: November 13, 2009, 03:01:34 PM »
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Nope..... the most terrifying words spoken by a woman..
"oh.... nothing"     Comes after your question.. "what's wrong?"

Ever heard the phrase...."leave a sleeping dog lie"? I never, ever ask what's wrong. If something is wrong, I'll hear about anyway.
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« Reply #63 on: November 13, 2009, 04:02:04 PM »
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 help help icon_scratch icon_scratch theres a reason I  dont have random thoughts after reading some of these!!!!!!!!!! sad2 sad2 violent1 violent1 drunken_smilie drunken_smilie laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 icon_thumleft laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4
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« Reply #64 on: November 15, 2009, 08:14:45 PM »
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Or in my case....all my thoughts are random... sleepy2 sleepy2 sleepy2 sleepy2 sleepy2 sleepy2 sleepy2 sleepy2 sleepy2 sleepy2 sleepy2
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« Reply #65 on: November 15, 2009, 08:30:56 PM »
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I always get lost in my thoughts, But somebody usually tell me where to go! tongue1
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« Reply #66 on: November 17, 2009, 07:36:36 PM »
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Why do cashiers check the signature your card and hold the receipt you signed next to it? Are they signature experts?  icon_scratch
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« Reply #67 on: November 18, 2009, 08:01:48 AM »
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Under the House health care plan if you don't buy health insurance you can go to federal prison for up to 5 years........at which point you would be given free health care???
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« Reply #68 on: November 26, 2009, 05:54:25 AM »
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When I was young I could write my name in the snow at great distances with great pride and precision.
Nowadays it looks like chicken scratch gibberish and my last name always ends up on my boot.
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« Reply #69 on: November 26, 2009, 08:39:34 AM »
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I used to be able to dot both i's in my name! Now it's just one dash and one big dot? Dam water pills! sad2
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« Reply #70 on: November 26, 2009, 09:01:44 AM »
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Where's Fish-n-Fool? Wasn't she talking about spelling [pipe] problems elsewhere and having a sure cure? Typical woman....never here when we need answers. Or pity.
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« Reply #71 on: November 26, 2009, 09:40:16 AM »
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She is in LOTW.  She don't have a home computer and won't be back until Monday, so I guess you will have to be without until then. binkybaby binkybaby
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« Reply #72 on: November 26, 2009, 09:47:33 AM »
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She is in LOTW.   She don't have a home computer and won't be back until Monday, so I guess you will have to be without until then. binkybaby binkybaby

Wow....she must have ired somwone pretty bad. I can see visiting the lake, but being in it at this time of year suggests some mental defect  tard or possible wrong doing  violent1.
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« Reply #73 on: November 26, 2009, 10:19:33 AM »
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Maybe they have saunas up there... bootyshake bootyshake bootyshake
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« Reply #74 on: November 30, 2009, 01:27:07 PM »
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on the lake and in a boat.. 
You still having pipe problems Tom???    Stop taking the blue pills so you don't shoot yourself in the eye.... Problem solved.. headbang headbang headbang
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« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2009, 08:09:41 AM »
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You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

It's already started and it's only 8:00!!! 
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« Reply #76 on: December 03, 2009, 10:06:56 AM »
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So are you having a better day today???? toothy10 toothy12 toothy10 toothy12
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« Reply #77 on: December 03, 2009, 10:17:00 AM »
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She is probably out checking on her Moose, to make sure the cougar isn't bothering it, you know the 4 legged ones.
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« Reply #78 on: December 03, 2009, 10:35:36 AM »
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Do you think fish like drinking and living in their own toilet?
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« Reply #79 on: December 03, 2009, 10:55:43 AM »
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on the lake and in a boat.. 
You still having pipe problems Tom???    Stop taking the blue pills so you don't shoot yourself in the eye.... Problem solved.. headbang headbang headbang

Im listening to master of puppets and scrolling down the page reading posts...and your rockin guys are actully head bobbing to the music
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« Reply #80 on: December 03, 2009, 10:59:43 AM »
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Do you think fish like drinking and living in their own toilet?
they also do the naughty-naughty in it too??
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« Reply #81 on: December 03, 2009, 11:14:49 AM »
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Why is that considered the naughty.
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« Reply #82 on: December 03, 2009, 12:10:51 PM »
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Why is that considered the naughty.

Probably because they are doing it in schools.
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« Reply #83 on: December 03, 2009, 12:15:50 PM »
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I have tried it before and it didn't feel naughty at all hello2 hello2 hello2 headbang headbang whip2 whip2
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« Reply #84 on: December 03, 2009, 12:55:38 PM »
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EEEEWWWWWWEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! occasion14 occasion14 drunken_smilie drunken_smilie tongue3 tongue3
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« Reply #85 on: December 03, 2009, 02:43:29 PM »
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I have tried it before and it didn't feel naughty at all hello2 hello2 hello2 headbang headbang whip2 whip2

TMI --  pottytrain5
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« Reply #86 on: December 03, 2009, 02:50:03 PM »
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I thought you all would like that. laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4
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« Reply #87 on: December 03, 2009, 03:01:15 PM »
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Thought for the day...

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W- T- F 



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« Reply #88 on: December 03, 2009, 03:22:25 PM »
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WOW pretty quick for a Dakotan
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« Reply #89 on: December 03, 2009, 03:29:57 PM »
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Aw don't pick on her...she is having bad times, and no meat raffle last night, so all she could do was drink beer. occasion14 occasion14 occasion14 occasion14
She even just signed in, made her statement and left us.  Must really be something going on. dontknow dontknow
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