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« on: September 20, 2011, 12:57:20 PM »
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last nite drivin home from work. wasnt even about winter drivin!!! 3some 3some 3some laughing4 got onto 94 headed home. came up on a sewer pumper truck, and it had a warning label on it. it read as follows: WARNING this truck my contain/be full of political promises!!!!!! headbang headbang laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 thumbsup thumbsup
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 01:32:25 PM »
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 toothy10 toothy12 toothy10 toothy12

So very very true....
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 01:57:47 PM »
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The problem being, he may be way past weight restrictions. dontknow dontknow
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 04:17:05 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 06:08:13 PM »
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 laughing6 I love it
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I fish not because I regard fishing as being terribly important but because so many other concerns of man are equally unimportant and not nearly as much fun.

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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2011, 06:50:19 PM »
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Could go on the back of your union car as well Glenn!!  violent5 icon_pirat blob1
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 07:12:54 AM »
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Quote from: Sandmannd on September 20, 2011, 06:50:19 PM
Could go on the back of your union car as well Glenn!!  violent5 icon_pirat blob1
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 08:04:22 AM »
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Could go on the back of your union car as well Glenn!!  violent5 icon_pirat blob1
laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 :laughing4:haha funny guy!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue3 tongue3 but a good one!!!
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2011, 08:19:20 AM »
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But only on Glenn's union car...the rest are nothing but the truth.
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2011, 08:33:26 AM »
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well it also crossed my mind that it would appropriately fit in the back of these river fishermens boats also, after all they keep tryin to tell us they catch fish in a river!!!!!! bootyshake 3some tongue3 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4
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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2011, 03:07:17 PM »
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Rivers have fish in them????
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2011, 04:48:12 PM »
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Rivers have fish in them????

Apparently not if glenn is fishing on one.  toothy10
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2011, 06:13:52 PM »
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Rivers have fish in them????

Nope, stay away from them. They are horrible fisheries!!  tongue3
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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2011, 07:59:18 AM »
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Rivers have fish in them????

Apparently not if glenn is fishing on one.  toothy10
i'll take that as a complement to my fishing abilities!!!!!!!!!!! thumbsup thumbsup laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 icon_thumleft
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« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2011, 09:39:03 AM »
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Quote from: glenn57 on September 22, 2011, 07:59:18 AM
Quote from: Quetico on September 21, 2011, 04:48:12 PM
Quote from: BuckKiller on September 21, 2011, 03:07:17 PM
Rivers have fish in them????

Apparently not if glenn is fishing on one.  toothy10
i'll take that as a complement to my fishing abilities!!!!!!!!!!! thumbsup thumbsup laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 icon_thumleft

Aren't you supposed to be fishing for fish? Not for compliment's! :tard:DIRTBALL2 bs
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« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2011, 09:44:22 AM »
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with you clowns, complements are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy far and few between!!!!!!!!!!!!! bootyshake bootyshake tongue3 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4
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with you clowns, complements are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy far and few between!!!!!!!!!!!!! bootyshake bootyshake tongue3 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4

And from your reports so are fishing on  your line. Maybe you should take me out so I can give u a few pointers.  toothy10
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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2011, 11:52:02 AM »
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Quote from: glenn57 on September 22, 2011, 09:44:22 AM
with you clowns, complements are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy far and few between!!!!!!!!!!!!! bootyshake bootyshake tongue3 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4

And from your reports so are fishing on  your line. Maybe you should take me out so I can give u a few pointers.  toothy10
come on up this weekend maybe you show me a few pointers, but more then likely i'd be given the clinic!!!!!!!!!! bootyshake bootyshake 3some wave wave laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 but i am bow huntin sat nite!!!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2011, 12:56:20 PM »
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Hmmm tempting offer but my sis is getting married Saturday and the entire weekend is full from tonight til Sunday afternoon. Thanks though.
 
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« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2011, 01:02:35 PM »
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Hmmm tempting offer but my sis is getting married Saturday and the entire weekend is full from tonight til Sunday afternoon. Thanks though.
 
nice excuse, show me the invite!! dont wanna get shown up???? laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 HEY JUST KIDDIN, theres always next time. have fun gettin your sis married off!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2011, 02:27:12 PM »
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I'm just glad its over. She has been unable to talk about anything but this wedding for the past 6 months. Now its time to sit back and drink a few then drink a few more.
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« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2011, 02:35:31 PM »
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and yours is next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue3 tongue1 walk walk walk laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4
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« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2011, 03:00:17 PM »
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Ah nope, my other sis is getting married the 12th of November. Mine is unknown but she has made it very clear what she wants for an engagement ring.
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« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2011, 03:05:48 PM »
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Ah nope, my other sis is getting married the 12th of November. Mine is unknown but she has made it very clear what she wants for an engagement ring.
a boat???????????????? icon_scratch icon_scratch dontknow dontknow dontknow dontknow laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4
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« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2011, 03:12:59 PM »
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Quote from: Quetico on September 22, 2011, 03:00:17 PM
Ah nope, my other sis is getting married the 12th of November. Mine is unknown but she has made it very clear what she wants for an engagement ring.
a boat???????????????? icon_scratch icon_scratch dontknow dontknow dontknow dontknow laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4

Well she did tell me I could buy a boat whenever I want. Just need to locate the funds first.
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