GOOD ONE!!!     

  Dear Friends,   
 
I have some very sad news out of Duluth this morning to share with everyone.
This will bring about change in North Dakota , Minnesota , Wisconsin , and even parts of Canada .  There will be far reaching ramifications that will strike at the very core of our heritage and souls.
 
To those in the rest of the country and world, I must report the tragic news that Ole was shot.  He was up by the Canadian border on his 4-wheeler cutting some trees when some rangers looking for terrorists spotted him.  According to the news reports, the rangers shouted to him over a loudspeaker, "Who are you and what are you doing?"
Ole shouted back, "OLE.....  BIN LOGGIN'!"
 
Ole is survived by his wife Lena and Lena 's good friend Sven.

Government surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if they   
  could do some surveying.   Ole agreed and Lena even served them a nice meal at noon time.           
  The next spring the two surveyors stopped by and told Ole,  "Because you 
  were so kind to us, we wanted to give you this bad news in person instead
  of by letter".                                                           
                                                                           
  Ole replied, "What's the bad news?"                                     
  The surveyors stated,  "Well, after our work we discovered your farm is 
  not in Minnesota, but is actually in Wisconsin!"                         
  Ole looked at Lena and said, "That's the best news I have heard in a long
  time, why I just told Lena this morning, I don't think I can take another
  winter in Minnesota."   

    

The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from Wisconsin.  A few days after the election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her Father, Ole, and says, 'So, Dad , I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'
'I don't tink so.  It's an 18 hour drive."
'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One..  And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'
'I don't know.  Everybody will be so fancy.  Vhat would your mother vear?'
Oh Dad ," replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom- made by the best designer in Washington ..'
'Honey,' Ole complains, 'you know I can't eat dose rich foods you eat.' Do day serve tap beer ????
The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad.  The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington; I'll ensure your meals are salt free.  You and mom just have to be there.'
 So Ole reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan is being sworn in as President of the United States.  In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom.  Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers,
 
'You see dat woman over dare wit her hand on da Bible, becoming President of da United States?'
The Senator whispers back, 'You bet I do.'
Ole says proudly, "Her brother played football for da Green Bay Packers."