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« on: March 13, 2011, 10:33:10 AM » |
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REAL Country songs:
~"I Gave Her the Ring and She Gave Me the Finger"
~ "You're the Ring Around My Bathtub, you're the Hangnail of My Life"
~"If Fingerprints Showed Up on Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find on You"
"You're the reason our kids are so ugly"
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2011, 04:29:56 PM » |
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I would say the song "Pretty good at Drinkin Beer"!!
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2011, 08:31:45 PM » |
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kinda curious here, what is a country song??????????   is that a name of a new beer??? |
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2011, 09:45:11 PM » |
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isn't their a song long ago about the women get better looking at closing time!!!!   |
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2011, 11:34:32 AM » |
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isn't their a song long ago about the women get better looking at closing time!!!! "Don't the girls all get prettier at closing time" by Mickey Gilley Willie Nelson - Ten With a Two "Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 at 10 I woke up with a 2 I got 20/20 vision when i aint drinking but lord when i get on that booze I ain't never been to bed with an ugly woman but i shore woke up with a few last night I came in at 2 with a 10 and at 10 i woke up with a 2" |
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where did I catch all these fish you ask?? I'll tell you. I caught them........ Right in the lip.
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2011, 11:53:14 AM » |
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kinda curious here, what is a country song?????????? is that a name of a new beer??? Country music??? Is that those manic depressants trying sing? |
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People say they fish to relax. I relax just a little bit more everytime I drive that hook home.
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2011, 11:56:47 AM » |
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What is kind of comical is my son went from A/C-D/C, Guns and Roses, Metalic, etc. to listening to Garth Brooks.
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2011, 11:59:19 AM » |
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2011, 12:00:44 PM » |
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My son does the same thing. He makes me a CD with GnR's and then some depressent on the same CD.. |
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People say they fish to relax. I relax just a little bit more everytime I drive that hook home.
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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2011, 06:49:52 PM » |
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I listened to some country music once,....but I'm all better now.  |
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Protesters at military funerals should be beat,...jailed,...and then beat again.
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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2011, 08:04:28 PM » |
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2011, 08:47:31 PM » |
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If you play country music backwards you get your car back, your dog back and your wife back!
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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2011, 09:18:28 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2011, 09:34:35 PM » |
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Nope Nope!!! Can't do that Glenn. The rules of country music are very clear here. Wife always comes back first.. Sorry but its the rule... Country songs always set themselves up for the next best song.. I can just hear it now...... " I was drunk as a skunk with my eyes rolled back, sleeping in the gutter with my head on a sack. I was dreaming of fishing and my car and my dog. When all of a sudden my wife came back the old hog........ |
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where did I catch all these fish you ask?? I'll tell you. I caught them........ Right in the lip.
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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2011, 08:20:34 AM » |
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