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« on: October 31, 2011, 01:10:12 PM »
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out there................looks like kim kardashian will soon be out on the open market!!!!!! looks like she filed for divorce. give her a call!!!!! headbang headbang icon_thumleft thumbsup icon_thumright

how bout that for an informative post!!!!!!!!!!! headbang headbang headbang hello hello tongue3 tongue3 laughing4 laughing4
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 01:13:04 PM »
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That marriage sure lasted long. iamwithstupid
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2011, 01:17:40 PM »
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Quote from: Ude Lake Tom on October 31, 2011, 01:13:04 PM
That marriage sure lasted long. iamwithstupid
YEP........... 72 days if i read it correctly!!!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2011, 01:35:17 PM »
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Quote from: glenn57 on October 31, 2011, 01:10:12 PM
out there................looks like kim kardashian will soon be out on the open market!!!!!! looks like she filed for divorce. give her a call!!!!! headbang headbang icon_thumleft thumbsup icon_thumright

how bout that for an informative post!!!!!!!!!!! headbang headbang headbang hello hello tongue3 tongue3 laughing4 laughing4

Hell yes.....I just emailed her my info hhahahahahaha

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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 01:59:28 PM »
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That marriage sure lasted long. iamwithstupid
YEP........... 72 days if i read it correctly!!!!!!!

Kind of shocked it lasted that long.  Who'd want to put up with her? Yes, she's fairly atractive and has family money but that's all she has and ever will have.
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2011, 02:03:17 PM »
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I agree Mike. She'd be like buying a used sports car. Sure it's fun for a test drive or two but in the end you know it's been driven hard and put away dirty.  confused2
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2011, 02:57:21 PM »
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I agree Mike. She'd be like buying a used sports car. Sure it's fun for a test drive or two but in the end you know it's been driven hard and put away dirty.  confused2

I like dirty  hello2 nono
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2011, 04:18:17 PM »
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and the smell of fresh leather?? whip2 whip2
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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2011, 08:11:17 AM »
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and the smell of fresh leather?? whip2 whip2

Works for me, as long as shes in it.....
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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2011, 08:19:54 AM »
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 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 on mny way in this morning the KQRS morning show talked about this a lot. that family is a complete fraud! even had the mother on in an interview, she claims they made no money on that wedding.  bs bs bs bs. went on to say when she planned her bachlorette one resturant that turned her down cliamed she required a $50,000 appearance fee. what a joke.
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« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2011, 08:21:59 AM »
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and the smell of fresh leather?? whip2 whip2

Works for me, as long as shes in it.....
hey IBH,  you can have that skank, theres a whole lot better fish in the seas. the gals in hawaii 5-0, castle, mentalist, unforgetable come to mind!!!!!!!!!!!! headbang headbang headbang headbang
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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2011, 08:27:35 AM »
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and the smell of fresh leather?? whip2 whip2

Works for me, as long as shes in it.....
hey IBH,  you can have that skank, theres a whole lot better fish in the seas. the gals in hawaii 5-0, castle, mentalist, unforgetable come to mind!!!!!!!!!!!! headbang headbang headbang headbang

Perfect....skank or not....make another "video" and sell it on the interwebs = retiring to Allamakee County Iowa
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2011, 08:39:18 AM »
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wadda mean make another video????????????? icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch that was you in the first one??????? dontknow dontknow laughing4 laughing4 laughing4

AND WHAT.............. not retire in minnesota?????????????? icon_scratch laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 tongue3 tongue3 thumbsup
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2011, 09:21:07 AM »
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One commentor on KFAN last nite said that it was better to have loved Kim then to never have loved at all.  Ah, whatever happened to Friday nite stands?? dontknow dontknow
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2011, 10:11:44 AM »
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wadda mean make another video????????????? icon_scratch icon_scratch icon_scratch that was you in the first one??????? dontknow dontknow laughing4 laughing4 laughing4

AND WHAT.............. not retire in minnesota?????????????? icon_scratch laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 tongue3 tongue3 thumbsup

Sorry I prefer Iowa....wayyyy more deer to hunt  toothy10

I didnt co-star in the first video, but I wish it was me  sad2
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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2011, 08:16:56 AM »
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BUT, NO LAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 and i'm not so sure on the deer either!!! headbang laughing4 laughing4 maybe less places to hide!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2011, 10:33:59 AM »
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I am with Glenn on this one. I havent seen any Iowa deer pictures in a few years. They all must have fled northward.  toothy10
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I am with Glenn on this one. I havent seen any Iowa deer pictures in a few years. They all must have fled northward.  toothy10

Its cause they are all scared of me  toothy12
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I am with Glenn on this one. I havent seen any Iowa deer pictures in a few years. They all must have fled northward.  toothy10

Its cause they are all scared of me  toothy12

Or you could just admit it- they all fled to happier grounds.  They went north forever.  They weren't happy with the human to pig ratio.
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« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2011, 11:20:52 AM »
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I am with Glenn on this one. I havent seen any Iowa deer pictures in a few years. They all must have fled northward.  toothy10

Its cause they are all scared of me  toothy12

Or you could just admit it- they all fled to happier grounds.  They went north forever.  They weren't happy with the human to pig ratio.

Dont know how they couldnt be happy here...almost unlimited corn and good forest cover.....We have alot of cows, but havent seen alot of pig farms
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« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2011, 11:47:54 AM »
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I used to date a pig farmer's daughter. He was always going to Iowa for pig stuff. It was Iowa or Oklahoma.
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I used to date a pig farmer's daughter. He was always going to Iowa for pig stuff. It was Iowa or Oklahoma.

Must in western iowa, or southern central iowa.....even the land I deer hunt is a cow farm
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« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2011, 11:51:29 AM »
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wheres that "OFF TOPIC" thingy!!!!!!!!! this is too funny, it start out make fun of kim kardasian and its evolved to how many cows,pigs and deer in iowa!!!!!!!!!! laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 drunken_smilie drunken_smilie drunken_smilie

well, on second thought we were talking about kim k, so the cow and pig thing would be appropiate!!!!!!!!! bootyshake tongue1 laughing4 laughing4
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wheres that "OFF TOPIC" thingy!!!!!!!!! this is too funny, it start out make fun of kim kardasian and its evolved to how many cows,pigs and deer in iowa!!!!!!!!!! laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 laughing4 drunken_smilie drunken_smilie drunken_smilie

well, on second thought we were talking about kim k, so the cow and pig thing would be appropiate!!!!!!!!! bootyshake tongue1 laughing4 laughing4

She's one hot bovine then  laughing4 laughing4
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I think I'd pass on her. Dont want to eat that much make-up or have to spend a month cleaning it off. She probably spends an hour+ each day layering on that crap.
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I think I'd pass on her. Dont want to eat that much make-up or have to spend a month cleaning it off. She probably spends an hour+ each day layering on that crap.

Less competition for me...thank you LOL  toothy10
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Iowa you can have her and her fake face.
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« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2011, 01:03:06 PM »
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Kim Kardashian, 31, was seen at a Minnesota airport where her estranged husband Kris Humphries, 26, lives.  Kardashian (will she keep her engagement ring?) filed for divorce from Humphries last week (how long were they married?).  She's reportedly meeting with him to talk things over (who else is she supposed to see there?).
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She is going to fly from Minne/St Paul to meet me here  glasses1
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